We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever
life tip: they’ll yell at you for that too
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
i’d just like to take a moment to appreciate one of my new favorite fishes, the longnosed lancetfish
that’s a dragon
I think you caught a Gyrados.
lancetfish are cool but have you seen Oarfish? They’re fucking wild
these things are badass
This is why I hate the ocean
nooooooooooooo this is why the ocean is cool and amazinggggg
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Sometimes life is just beautiful.
Yo talk to me on snapchat. I’m bored.
(Clean chat ya nerds.)