Hey you have a nice face.
Hi my name is Amber.

I'm 19 years old, straight, and female.

And I like a lot of things. :)

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palmist:

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If It Fits, I Sits [via]

Previously: Cats Stuck in Things

THE MERCAT

kitties make me happy,

fav post on the internet

rawrecstasasaur:

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findchaos:

I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK 

TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR

THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?

True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.

I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra. 

So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.

WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?

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I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye. 

my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist

Bless this post. 

Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/

I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.

Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.

Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.

I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.

And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.

I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.

It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”

Fake. Fucking. Pockets.

another question is why do they make clothes for women that they then shame us for wearing?

My 3 year old brother has pockets that can fit my phone in them. I don’t even have pants that fit my phone in them.

reunified:

recharges:

can we just

i’ve reblogged this like 4 times, i love it so much

Anonymous asked: The best anon icon you can think of

Is this a response to this post or a request? I’m confused.

(And its the same.)

Anonymous asked: grandma ant

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ant anatomy is stupid

Send me doodle ideas!! 

Get it?

Anonymous asked: draw me!!

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who are you.

Send me doodle ideas!! 

Anonymous asked: ooooo draw a wolf puppy

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Send me doodle ideas!! 

no-vaseline asked: Anything with a Torkoal or Totodile omg

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I dunno I couldn’t draw Totodile so this is the result. :)

Send me doodle ideas!! 

Anonymous asked: fluffy chicken wearing a hat

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Its a silkie chicken. They’re my favorite. :)

Send me doodle ideas!! 

I don’t have much to do tonight so send me some doodle ideas!!

theambears:

I’ll doodle and post them. Send as many as you want. :) Give me something to do.

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I’m tagging these all “doodle” if you don’t want to see them, btw. :)

Anonymous asked: Sometimes you seem gay.

myannoyances:

As soon as I read this I immediately went to my go-to joke:

"Ugh, you suck one or three dicks and everyone wants to start with the labels!"

But this comment isn’t offensive. I mean, it’s one that I get on occasion, especially out at bars and parties, but it’s not a big deal.

Here’s a story, a few weeks ago I was at a bar with my boys, and I don’t know how but this bar has gotten flooded with gay guys over the last couple of months. Like, flooded.

Naturally, because I’m a pretty open guy, I made friends with a couple of the gay dudes that I’d seen there a few times. We talked, joked around, and a few of them were surprised when I mentioned talking to girls. To the point where, when I started flirting with one of their female friends, she had to ask them to confirm that I was straight.

So I go to one of the dudes and I’m like “I don’t want to seem offensive, but what makes me come off as a gay guy?”

and he basically said that I’m really friendly, well-dressed and “gay-cute” as he called it

So I said “Wait. You’re telling me people think I’m gay because I’m personable, well dressed and adorable?” and he said “Yep”

I paused for a second and I said

"Huh. I’ll take it."

Being accused of being gay is something I think only insanely macho dudes that are like “What NO I LOVE THE PUSSY” would get really offended over. A majority of the gay guys I’ve talked to and made friends with are fucking awesome and hilarious, and they ALWAYS hang out with the hottest girls at the bar.

So if that’s what seeming “Gay” means I’ll fit into, that’s fine with me.

I don’t have much to do tonight so send me some doodle ideas!!

I’ll doodle and post them. Send as many as you want. :) Give me something to do.

myannoyances:

myannoyances:

Quick little “tattoo appreciation” post

These are among the favorites of my tattoos, and I hope to get more soon.

For any of you wondering, the quotation marks are from my dreams of writing.

The Deathly Hallows symbol is for Harry Potter, the book series that inspired me to want to be an author someday.

The anchor is about knowing the weight you carry with you every day.

"What a treacherous thing it is to believe that a person is more than a person" is from Paper Towns by John Green, the first book to teach me that real love is about seeing into all the flaws and the cracks in the surface that people have. That in the damage and the screwups we see the possibility to be better.

"How strange it is to be anything at all" is from In the Aeroplane over the Sea," an album and song by Neutral Milk Hotel, one of my favorite bands.

And “Not Lost” is from a favorite quote that my late-cousin loved:

"All that glitters is not gold;
Not all those who wander are lost.”

look at some of my tattoos

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.