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Hi my name is Amber.

I'm 19.

And I like a lot of things. :)

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huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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thefrogman:

Phuket Elephant on the Beach by John Lindie [flickr]



Track: I Write Sins Not Guavadies
Artist: Panic! At The Guava
Album: A Guava You Can't Sweat Out

captain-boomerang:

(original post here)

femmefatty:

feyuca:

I am what I hate most in the world

i identify so strongly with this expression

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

gaikudo:

punacceptable:

life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever

life tip: they’ll yell at you for that too

roadtoahealthyme:

evitalavaquita:

reasons why john green is my favorite

preach. 

brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

awwww-cute:

yay you’re back

sdzsafaripark:

The tigers of Tiger Trail

saberspinner:

unmistakablymistaken:

saberspinner:

crownmalone:

roachpatrol:

sarcoptid:

i’d just like to take a moment to appreciate one of my new favorite fishes, the longnosed lancetfish

that’s a dragon

I think you caught a Gyrados.

lancetfish are cool but have you seen Oarfish? They’re fucking wild

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like fuck

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these things are badass

This is why I hate the ocean

nooooooooooooo this is why the ocean is cool and amazinggggg

mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

Yo talk to me on snapchat. I’m bored.
(Clean chat ya nerds.)