Hey you have a nice face.
Hi my name is Amber.

I'm 19 years old, straight, and female.

And I like a lot of things. :)

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.



Track: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

donniedarkwad:

nighmarish:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

i love tumblr omfg

i fucken cant

teacupsandmayhem:

can we just take a momentimage

and appreciate actors

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that dress up as their characters

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i mean

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come on

Anonymous asked: My bf broke up with me saying he needed to work on himself but he still loved me. He said he wouldn't date anyone else but 2 months later he's now dating this other girl whos in high school (he's in his second year of college) but gets mad whenever I talk to a guy he doesn't like. What do I do

bewbin:

Marry the guy he doesn’t like

iwhaleyou:

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

this is important

throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

kellyislokisbitch:

abandonedautomaton:

nuclearcarrots:

anyone who says “just internet friends” is a fucking douche okay

my internet friends have wiped my tears dozens more times than my “real life friends”

This is so goddamn relevant I couldn’t not reblog it before going to sleep

I tell you guys things that I would never tell my “real life” friends, because they would just tell me to “wise up” or “get a grip”

clolphin:

Ima be killin it tomorrow at the honors society induction ceremony.

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

(this is funny and all but I’ve seen it so often and I’ve never seen anyone point out the fact its very photoshopped. Look at the backgrounds. Same lighting/shadows. Same cars.  :))



Track: Pompeii (Split)
Artist: Bastille
Album: Bad Blood

wholetjackdrive:

Pompeii - Bastille; The left ear is the official studio version while the right ear is a live acoustic performance found here.

Listen to more of my stuff here

Download it here